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Video: HAZBIN HOTEL -"Morning Report" -(CLIP)-

VIDEO: HAZBIN HOTEL -'Morning Report' -(CLIP)-
12/04/2018 01:01 115.5K 756 2M
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  • Phantom Bermuda
    Phantom Bermuda

    I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THE TEXT GUY! WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE ORANGOUTANG? WHAT DID HE DO WHEN HIS WIFE TOLD HIM CALM DOWN?! I NEED ANSWER!!!

  • IDK WHY
    IDK WHY

    So is no one gonna talk about the moving text at the bottom of the screen about Martha and the monkey?

  • Goober_Chan
    Goober_Chan

    I like it how the bottom texts are explaining a guy cheating on her wife with a cleaning lady

  • Fredbearcorn25
    Fredbearcorn25

    When they get that green screen done.... Would it be a I hate Charlie or the Princess is a prick?

  • Baeschmidt
    Baeschmidt

    Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who was reading the news subtitles at the bottom of the screen. SCREW YOU MARTHA

  • megan15914
    megan15914

    Anyone else read the breaking new at the bottom. It's hilarious!!

  • Slacker Engi 2
    Slacker Engi 2

    Is the news guy Pyro's cousin? I knew TF2 pyro was from hell

  • Whiskey Tiskey
    Whiskey Tiskey

    Why the fuck is no one talking about the text on the bottom screen? Starting at 0:09 and until the clip ends. THAT MONKEY IS A BITCH and HIS WIFE IS A HOE.

  • Zane Scott
    Zane Scott

    When u just tryin to say a dad joke and you get McDonalds'd

  • SovietToaster_93
    SovietToaster_93

    “Breaking news: A large scale turf war is underway in pentagram city between sir pentious and Cherri bomb. The surrounding areas are covered in debris. so please avoid downtown on your own commute today. Traffic is “hella” backed up. Get it? “Hell” but with an “a” at the end? That’s a word the younger people seem to enjoy using. I don’t really like it though. I wrote it because it seemed like a natural kind of pun to make for this situation but now that I see it in text, I feel like it was a mistake. A mistake I can’t take back like cheating on my wife. I’m so sorry Martha. I shouldn’t have done it. Bu you did gain a lot of weight after the baby and I really needed some space. You know what? No that was a good call. I banged the cleaning lady, and that was a pretty nice time. Even though she laughed at me when I told her I couldn’t get off unless she licked my foot first. I don’t see how that’s a weird request. Maybe if I’d gotten a hooker she would have been more agreeable. The point is my wife I was a fucking bitch. One time we went to the zoo and I got really mad because I thought the orangutan was making fun of me. He kept doing that stupid duck lip face? The one where. Their lips get all puckered? Then it started screaming, and that really pissed me off. my wife told me it was just a monkey and to “calm down” so I went t-“

  • Ray Raccz
    Ray Raccz

    Am I the only one who read through the yellow bar sentences lmao-

  • Jayla Kessler
    Jayla Kessler

    am I the only one reading the text at the bottom? LmaO